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Car Sex Kit

Enhance your game in the car with this exciting car sex kit

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Car Sex Kit

Enhance your game in the car with this exciting car sex kit

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If you're ready to graduate from good old fashioned bed sex and move on to something a bit more adventurous - namely, your car - then don't run before you can walk because car Sex is littered with potential pitfalls and stories of woe but that's because those men weren't prepared - they didn't have our awesome Car Sex Survival Kit.

History is filled with iconic moments and we've outlined a few of the most important below:

  • 3500BC - The Invention of the Wheel
  • 1439 - The Invention of the Printing Press
  • 1609 - Galileo Invents the Telescope
  • 1879 - Thomas Edison Invents the Lightbulb
  • 1990 - Tim Berners Lee Invents the Internet
  • 2015 - Sonic Electronix Releases Car Sex Survival Kit

As you can see from the company it keeps, our Car Sex Survival Kit is a pretty big deal. Much like you shouldn't try and carry out brain surgery without the right tools, nor should you attempt sex in your car without one of our survival kits. Each kit contains everything you need to come out of the other side of your car gymnastics unscathed - here's what you get in your kit in all its glory:

  1. Barry White CD
  2. New Car Smell Condoms
  3. Netflix and Chill Button
  4. Lava lamp for extra ambience
  5. Bear pepper spray if you're doing the deed in the wild
  6. Erotic Car Seat Massager to lessen the burden of expectation on the man
  7. Car cleaning kit cuz it's gonna get messy
  8. Mini blinds for the windows / Or a We're Having Sex in this Car roof sign for the exhibitionists
  9. A "The Joys of Parenthood" DVD just in case
  10. A book of Karma Sutra as you're going to have to contort
  11. A chiropractor's business card for when you inevitably injure your back

Chuck your Sonic Electronix Car Sex Survival Kit in the glovebox and you're good to go whenever the mood strikes you*

* This kit is not compatible with Smart Cars.

** By no means does Sonic Electronix endorse this product or act where it might be illegal, inappropriate, or just plain wrong. It is only intended for married couples of legal age and consent. Be smart.

Specifications

Second Depth
The second depth is used only when the box is slanted or angled. This value is the top measurement and it is measured in inches.
Depth
The front-to-rear depth of the item, in inches. If the item is angled or slanted, this value is the bottom measurement.
Height
The height of the item, measured from top to bottom, in inches.
Width
The width of the item from left to right (side-to-side) measured in inches.
Color
Color of handle.

Warranty and Return Policy

Parts Warranty Duration
Not warranted
Labor Warranty Duration
Not warranted
Warranty Provider
Sonic Electronix

Summary of Customer Ratings & Reviews

Rating Distribution

5 Star
100%
4 Star
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3 Star
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2 Star
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1 Star
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Average Attribution Rating

Durability
4.5
Value
5.0
Features
5.0
Design
4.5
Usability
4.0
Jennifer J.

Gary, Indiana

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More than a feelin'

November 10, 2015

I bought this kit to spice up the sex between my husband and myself. While leading as busy lives as we do, we never know when we'll have time to do a little busy ourselves if you know what I mean. My girlfriend sent me the link after we had a conversation about our dead bedroom, and I must say I was a little confused at first when I opened the link on my phone. Needless to say, I read through the items included and decided to give it a shot, as every good wife would do. The day it shipped to my door I left work early to go home and plan my big surprise. You see, a couple times a week we take the 2 kids over to swimming lessons and head on over to Costco for one of those delicious franks while the kids practice. This would be my opportunity, because instead of 100% quality beef from Costco I'll instead be receiving an entirely different serving. The result: this godsend of a product has practically saved our marriage. The new car smell condom intrigued my husband at first with the over abundant essence of a newly manufactured Mercedes-Benz CL Class sedan. The smell tickled his nostrils in a way that I cannot, which got him hot and bothered (in a good way). We didn't end up using the bear pepper spray, but the Lava Lamp added a nice ambiance when used with the mini blinds, and it even came with a cigarette lighter adapter. The car cleaning kit was a nice addition, however with 2 kids we hardly care how the car looks anymore so we just left the mess for our next years car wash; Not a big deal. After the deed had been done, I was overjoyed to discover I had forgotten it came with the classic Netflix and Chill option, which allowed us to take a breather before swinging back over to the sports club to grab the kiddos. Overall a fantastic multipurpose kit. Although, I must give it a 9/10 because I myself would have preferred Marvin Gaye.

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Kyle the Van Owner

Brunswick, NJ

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Helped me step up my game

November 10, 2015

I recently purchased a 1994 Chevy Astrovan with the intention of turning it into a mobile retreat - my goal was to help me and my wife rekindle the unrequited passion of our youth. Unfortunately, every time we tried to "get it on," I found that I was missing a critical component of romance, such as condoms or bear pepper spray. What a let down!

Thankfully I found this car sex kit. What a game changer this is! Now I have everything I need, all contained within the windowless confines of my love machine. Thank you Sonic Electronix for saving my marriage!

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Product Summary

Manufacturer

Model Number

CAR-SEX-KIT

Weight

2.50lbs

Internal SKU

car-sex-kit

Internal Product ID

106401

Sonic Electronix Wiring Guide

Wiring Diagram Legend

Warning: The image depicted shows the resistance change when wiring multiple subwoofer terminals. Please refer to your subwoofer's owner's manual for the proper wiring of its terminals. Sonic Electronix, Inc. is not responsible for damage caused to your audio system or vehicle due to improper installation. Please call tech support at 1-877-289-7664 if you require additional assistance.

Product Name: Car Sex Kit