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Urban Trend Presents: The "Screwed By Wall Street" Corkscrew

We know, you must be thinking, "Are they serious?!" Yes, sadly, we are. Think of it this way: the wine bottle is you, me, everybody in the lower 99% of this excruciatingly vast economic disparity that has grown around us. The corkscrew is the 1%; the small upper echelon who own and control more wealth than over half of all Americans combined. They basically have enough money to do whatever they want to whomever whenever they feel fanciful. So, while the economy collapses around us, we might as well "get our kicks before the whole s***house goes up in flames!" Pick up this handy, dandy little corkscrew and do what you can to drown those pesky sorrows of yours. Remember though, they're pretty strong swimmers!